RodBenson:Need you to vote. Preferably for me. http://bit.ly/3dXfhR
Sent 8:37:15 PM Sat Jul 25 '09
RodBenson:http://bit.ly/UB0vU ... James White is an Animal
Sent 12:43:47 PM Thu Jul 23 '09
RodBenson:Back at it.../ http://toomuchrodbenson.com/files/060ef6cdcd57a0fe3ba53f497a680f2f-121.html
Sent 10:51:45 PM Tue Jul 21 '09
RodBenson:The girl accidentally took my car keys with her to work. Im stuck inside all day and it's 104 degrees outside. What am I supposed to do til 5? No hoops!
Sent 9:33:09 AM Mon Jun 29 '09
JasonGant:Fruity pebbles, egg whites and jumpers! Get em dawg!!
Sent 7:15:57 AM Wed Jun 24 '09
RodBenson:It's seven in the AM. Pop tarts or fruity pebbles? Egg whites or protein? Face up jumpers or get to the basket? You've got to be hungry!
Sent 7:14:47 AM Wed Jun 24 '09
ClaytonBryan:Hey...one day, this information might be pretty crucial to ur daily happiness with ur significan other...knowing is half the battle
Sent 6:50:12 PM Tue Jun 23 '09
ReneePesiri:I can't believe I just wasted 15 seconds of my life reading about cures for sweaty balls
Sent 6:40:36 PM Tue Jun 23 '09
JasonGant:Lol. Axe. Not as harsh. Hahaha
Sent 6:27:27 PM Tue Jun 23 '09
ClaytonBryan:Shit stings, well at least some of then do, but if u like that tingling sensation by all means give it a go
Sent 6:26:51 PM Tue Jun 23 '09
RodBenson:It's 103 degrees in sacramento. Has anybody ever tried spraying deodorant on their balls? Seriously. Maybe I need baggier shorts.
Sent 6:24:12 PM Tue Jun 23 '09
ReneePesiri:Miami vice!!!
Sent 9:05:23 AM Thu May 14 '09
ClaytonBryan:Well ill be on a boat, thought we we're still doin that? I really don't think a prop is all that necessary...if we don't do the boat thing I guess ill just do miami vice since I got my fit already
Sent 9:03:53 AM Thu May 14 '09
RodBenson:Official bay to breakers theme anyone?
Sent 8:41:28 AM Thu May 14 '09
ReneePesiri:Happy birthday Jason (and Clayton)! Can't wait to celebrate next Friday!
Sent 1:22:53 AM Sun May 10 '09
JasonGant:Boom Tho, Bang Tho hats have arrived. Boom boom!! Pool time bebe
Sent 2:46:59 PM Thu May 7 '09
RodBenson:Back to Vegas for boom tho team birthday weekend
Sent 1:40:02 PM Thu May 7 '09
RodBenson:Please pardon my Chester French! Sunny day in the city about to check out supper club
Sent 3:38:30 PM Wed Apr 29 '09
ReneePesiri:Who is this person?!?
Sent 8:17:39 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
ClaytonBryan:Checking out A5 steakhouse in sf...and did not take a plaxico burress reservation
Sent 8:16:48 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
RodBenson:It worked! Just got seated!
Sent 7:38:17 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
RodBenson:One place changed our reservation from 930 to 8 based on plaxicos arrival
Sent 7:31:29 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
RodBenson:Second steakhouse reservation attempt under the plaxico name
Sent 7:19:56 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
ClaytonBryan:What the hell?! If they believe that they be smokin..
Sent 7:03:29 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
RodBenson:Trying to get a steak dinner in Vegas by using the name "plaxico burress'
Sent 7:02:38 PM Fri Apr 24 '09
ReneePesiri:Have their hash browns!
Sent 5:56:17 PM Wed Apr 22 '09
RodBenson:Just had better french bread at Ruths Chris than anywhere in France
Sent 5:53:34 PM Wed Apr 22 '09
RodBenson:All you see is gold when you look into my eyes with my night moves shades on. Time to gold out Vegas
Sent 3:05:24 PM Thu Apr 16 '09
ClaytonBryan:Damn right! I'm trying to start the gilf squad back up...recruitment is starting on location in vegas in a dew weeks
Sent 3:18:55 PM Tue Apr 14 '09
RodBenson:Parked in front of zete in Berkeley. Clay and I found many gilfs in these waters
Sent 3:15:21 PM Tue Apr 14 '09
RodBenson:Your moms face is a stanky leg
Sent 6:15:07 PM Sun Apr 12 '09
ReneePesiri:In sf bout to do the stanky leg on your mom!
Sent 6:10:22 PM Sun Apr 12 '09
ClaytonBryan:In nyc bout to do the stanky leg on some hipster hoes...
Sent 5:45:25 PM Sun Apr 12 '09
RodBenson:In tahoe bout to do the stanky leg on the slopes
Sent 12:15:16 PM Sun Apr 12 '09
ClaytonBryan:Sorry I'm in nyc do I'm +3 hours and yeah..needed more to go on...
Sent 8:17:37 AM Sat Apr 11 '09
RodBenson:Too late and no frame of reference
Sent 12:50:56 AM Sat Apr 11 '09
ReneePesiri:Ok hate u all
Sent 12:47:53 AM Sat Apr 11 '09
ReneePesiri:Polll: Txt him or no?
Sent 11:34:46 PM Fri Apr 10 '09
ClaytonBryan:JIMP! (Jizzzz in my pants)
Sent 7:28:29 PM Thu Apr 9 '09
RodBenson:Just saw the laker girls. It made me think of "the lonely island" if you know what I mean
Sent 7:27:38 PM Thu Apr 9 '09
RodBenson:We'll call it a one night stand
Sent 6:42:14 PM Wed Apr 8 '09
JasonGant:How long r u in LA for?
Sent 6:41:20 PM Wed Apr 8 '09
RodBenson:I'm in L.A. and listening to "We Run L.A." on the Bose iPod dock. Talk about a hype builder for tonight!
Sent 6:40:03 PM Wed Apr 8 '09
JasonGant:Vegas May 8th -10th booked!! I'm in!
Sent 4:56:57 PM Wed Apr 8 '09
ClaytonBryan:VEGAS 5/8-5/10 Booked...5/22-5/25 Booked, who's with me? It's gonna be a hot summer...its gonna be a very mischievous may!
Sent 4:51:52 PM Wed Apr 8 '09
JasonGant:Ooo mann, have a $2 don julio shot for me. Haha
Sent 9:42:02 PM Tue Apr 7 '09
RodBenson:Sixth street in Austin baby. Brings back old memories
Sent 9:37:37 PM Tue Apr 7 '09
RodBenson:16 thru 21 of this month I'm staying w Sam. Whole trip costs 90 bucks plus food already booked
Sent 1:12:21 PM Tue Apr 7 '09
ClaytonBryan:Its actually cheaper for memorial weekend right now on virgin america 59 each way...versus 59 going on the 8th and 121 back on the 10th
Sent 1:11:39 PM Tue Apr 7 '09
JasonGant:Thinkin about being there april 25 because there's a group going then too
Sent 1:03:01 PM Tue Apr 7 '09