THE_REAL_SHAQ: I'm doin a joke off against jimmy kimmel help me send yur funniest jimmy kimmel jokes
Sent on Friday, July 30 at 2:33 AM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: dis season of SHAQ VS starts soon. sneak peak http://bit.ly/bihbkv
Sent on Monday, July 26 at 8:08 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: I was at a justin bieber concert he had dat mug jumpin 50 thousand people dat kids a star, and I got his autograph thanks justin
Sent on Monday, July 26 at 7:08 AM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: thx to missyae and mayan my boy Shannon Elkins is on survivor 21!!! I'll b watching!!" Lafyette louisiana stand up hey poonie n dane
Sent on Sunday, July 25 at 7:45 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: havin da mid day munchies? indroducin shaqsnacks fr @dotfitworldwide dem r gooooood http://bit.ly/ShaqSnack
Sent on Friday, July 23 at 9:01 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: if ur eva in a spellin bee take dis from @dotFITWorldWide http://bit.ly/ctoQsp watch da shaq vs sho 2 see how i did http://bit.ly/ShaqBee
Sent on Monday, July 19 at 4:43 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: R.I.p george steinbrenner, yankee fans will miss u sir.
Sent on Tuesday, July 13 at 9:47 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: "Love is the only reality
Sent on Tuesday, July 13 at 4:15 AM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: my body is vicious i b up in da gym workin on my fitness. shaqalicious. i approve dis message http://bit.ly/bW9p53
Sent on Monday, July 12 at 9:06 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: 4 all u wonderin how im stayin so shaqalicious heres da secret. dnt tell anyone. shhh http://bit.ly/a32EAW
Sent on Wednesday, July 7 at 5:37 PM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Check this out: http://www.epicfail.com/2010/01/18/bicep-fail-2/
Sent on Monday, July 5 at 3:44 AM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Ahhhhh shhhh its free agent time
Sent on Thursday, July 1 at 4:01 AM

THE_REAL_SHAQ: I'm watchin the bet awards, prinve is beautiful dan a mug, schwwww
Sent on Monday, June 28 at 3:06 AM